If you're just browsing, hello! All I see is what browser you're using and other non-identifiable information. I'm not tracking you, at all. That's just rude.

If you take my anti-cookie survey, rest assured it's entirely anonymous. It's collecting exactly what it says it is and nothing else. Again: rude.

If you decide to comment, your comment may be briefly checked by an automated spam detection service. Once approved your comment and whatever name you provide will be visible on the site, your email will not be displayed and is collected solely to stop trolling and other malicious behavior. Please don't use a name you don't want displayed (i.e. your "real" name).

Should you make a purchase, thank you! Any reviews will be treated like comments and subject to the same policy, but in short: be a decent person. All payment information is processed entirely through PayPal, and subject to their policies, but if you need a non-PayPal option, just let me know. Your name, address, shipping, and other order information is stored locally and not shared other than as is necessary for me to actually fulfill your order (e.g. sharing your address with the post office).

Lawyers, have some links:

• Privacy Policy
• Terms of Use
• Acceptable Use Policy
• Data Subject Access Request
• Refund and Returns Policy
• Shipping
• Accessibility Statement
• Do not sell/share my personal data (I'm not)
• Diversity statement captain obvious